I know you are wondering what “The Shawshank Redemption” has to do with muff diving. Let me share a story with you that will explain it.
When I was a young lad, I was a selfish lover. I would half-heartedly go down on my partner, only to induce reciprocal oral - I was a jerk.
But I met a woman who changed my life. She pointed out the error of my ways…in a very direct way. I’m happy to share this story with you (it’s quite funny).
I became a different man. I took pride in being an attentive lover, made it a priority to please my partner, even putting my partner’s pleasure before mine.
So, how does Shawshank come in? Do you remember Redd (Morgan Freeman) at his parole hearing? When asked if he was reformed. ——— Redd: There's not a day goes by I don't feel regret. Not because I'm in here, or because you think I should. I look back on the way I was then, a young, stupid kid who committed that terrible crime.
I wanna talk to him. I wanna try to talk some sense to him -- tell him the way things are. But I can't. That kid's long gone and this old man is all that's left. I gotta live with that. ———
So, they did think he was reformed and granted him parole. I’d like the chance to prove to you that I’m reformed as well.
Plus, I’ll tell you the story of the woman who changed my life for the better!
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