i’m really depressed and need a hobby so i think i’d like to try and learn to squirt. many have tried, including me, with all different techniques and toys but it’s never happened. i otherwise orgasm fairly easily and get very, very wet at even the slightest stimulation.

so, i’m looking for someone with a good track record of bringing that kind of response out of people who could knowledgeably help me see if it’s something my body is capable of. if there were mutual attraction i’d entertain other activities as well but squirting is definitely my main focus with this post.

me: plus size (about a 14/16) with big tits and tiny sensitive nipples. i have loose skin from a significant weight loss but my body is definitely still cute, especially my big, round ass and tiny, pretty pussy that’s also tight as hell. pale skin with tattoos, dark hair and eyes. bangs and glasses. you get it. likes weed, loves to share. lives alone in grant park, highly prefers to host. decent toy collection, if they might help.

you: know how to make people squirt!! that’s the most important thing but as far as preferences i do like for someone to be 35 or older (youngest i’m interested in is probably 27). confident, casual, funny and don’t take any of this too seriously. understands and respects boundaries/consent and willing to talk about those a bit beforehand. truthfully i’m mostly into dirtbags who look like they drum in shitty hardcore bands but also spend a LOT on speciality vegan food (these are just vibes, not a strict description lol).

what’s next: send me a message (chat or pm) with a pic or link to a pic. if i’m interested, i’ll send one back. it’s a personal policy not to respond to messages without photos, just so you’re aware. some info about your experience with this will be helpful too.

look forward hearing from you!