43 [M4F] #BayArea - Less creep, more tongue, and an obscure reference from the 90s

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docile_consumer is a male age 43 looking for a female in Bay Area, CA

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To weed out anyone not in their mid 30s or later, consider the follow metaphor I’m about to drop:

Reddit, in its current state, is like the Nebuchadnezzar in the original Matrix, in the penultimate climax (sigh!) scene: it’s got some cool people inside, but the outside is covered in hundreds of insidious bots trying to drill in and ruin the cool sunglasses party.

This, friends, is the state of RandomActsOfMuffDive. And I…am I Keanu, with a determined tongue? Sure. Let’s keep this metaphor going.

I’m here to save…your evening…from what predictable form you thought it was going to take, and transform it into a much more memorable night. Like Keanu, I’m 5’6, 43, slim, can dodge bullets with my mind, and can breathe underwater, i.e. it is unlikely I’ll need to come up for air.

You: not an insidious bot trying to ruin my cool sunglasses party. Fair?

Ok, queue the early 90s techno.

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docile_consumer

BayArea

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r/RandomActsOfMuffDive

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Bay Area, CA

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a male

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Looking For

a female

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