Hey there lovely ladies of Reddit :)
As the title stated, I'm in desperate need to master the ancient art of Cunnilingus. Ladies from all ages and looks are more than welcome to help me attain my goal! Iām primarily located in Amsterdam (NL), but willing to travel a considerable distance to meet my challenge. No reciprocation needed, all I'm looking for is to improve my etiquette of dining at the Y ;)
I'm 6ft, Caucasian, slim athletic build, and with my green eyes and the glasses I've been told I look like a slightly worse looking Harry Potter.
Preferably I'd meet a wonderful woman with whom I can have as much pleasant conversation as cunnilingus. But if you prefer a "lick it and quit if" approach, I'm happy to oblige as well.
If you're still reading and you need more convincing, allow me to list 3 excellent reasons below as to why this exchange would be mutually beneficial for us:
Did you know that 2.96% of the time people flush their condom down the drain, and emissions were calculated as 0.99 mg of condom material per person per day? Let me help Mother Nature out in this way: no condom needed for oral stimulation!
I am willing to take my time on you. As long as it takes to master the subject at hand (or should I say at tongue?)
Had a long day at work? Missed your train? The kids won't stop begging you for attention? That sounds to me like you're in desperate need of a massage! Lay down, relax and when you've found your inner peace again, allow me to give you a proper "happy ending" ;)
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