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…in which I was standing on First Ave holding a fresh joint I was about to light up and this couple of girls walk up to me and ask me for a light.
I oblige.
Small talk ensues and I tell them I’m only visiting from California but I’ve spent enough time in Seattle that it feels like I’m a local by now.
The girls were interested enough in our chat to stick around and share my joint with me. We got comfortable. They were pretty.
Then silence. We looked around amazed at the many crowds in town for Seafare.
I said, “You Pacific Northwestern women are the prettiest I’ve ever seen. Of all time. And if I could be so lucky, right here and now, I’d really love it if you all lined up and spread your legs wide so I could lick each and every one of you to orgasm, on the fly, no questions asked or even words said, just moaning till cum and then we go our separate ways.”
Unfortunately my dream didn’t continue from there nor do I even remember how the rest of it, if any, played out.
Or maybe I just made up that last part because I’m in town with my guitar for a show and I’ve got a hotel room to myself and the John Wick marathon isn’t really doing it for me right now.
Here till Tuesday. I’m tall and slim with long dark hair. I’ve been told I’m an 8/10 but I’m too shy to comment any further.
I’ve also got a really long tongue and know how to use it.
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