We all have room to grow, right? The couple of times I've had the opportunity to eat ass, I felt like I was reading fucking braille. I mean I didn't get any complaints, but definitely didn't feel like I deserved a pat on the back. I could muff dive all day every day, and I've been told I'm great at it plenty of times, but at some point, a man must learn how to lockpick the Devil's Backdoor. Ideally we'd have an ongoing thing, and you can turn me into the best ass eater since Prince. I don't know if he ever ate ass, I just assume he'd be fucking bomb at it. Oh, and I'll of course go down on you in the normal, wholesome, christian way. And will never turn down recip.
Anyway, I'm a 33 year old white dude. 6"2'. Look kind of like a lumberjack when my beard's grown out because flannel will never not be in style. I just moved to Pittsburgh to begin teaching theatre at CMU. I have a few nice tattoos and am decently in shape. I workout and exercise regularly though Chris Hemsworth I am not. I really love a good whiskey. Not in an "oh he's an alcoholic" way, but in more of a "it's really the only alcohol I know" kind of way. I love the outdoors, coffee at all times of the day, and woodworking/carpentry. No, really. I built a huge wagon/cart thing like 2 years ago because I figured it might come in handy.
It has not.
I enjoy moonlit walks along McKnightmare, constantly worrying I have Lyme disease (good god you guys have a lot of ticks here), and my favorite hobby is yelling at people who slam on their brakes before going into the tunnels.
Anyway, I'd love to chat and feel one another out on things.
Also, does anyone need a wagon?
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