Hi. Hello. How are you? Happy Canada Day! I’m feeling particularly patriotic today but prefer splash works over fireworks! Ha!
If you’re reading this, it’s likely we have a shared interest. Oral sex. Specifically, having oral sex performed on you.
Well… I have good news for you. I just so happen to be in the market for doling out a bit of head.
But this isn’t a one way street. Just not in the way you think. I’m not looking for reciprocation (but if the mood strikes you, I likely won’t say no). What I am asking for is feedback. Kind of like a post-meal comment card, except you’re the meal!
Why? I’ll tell you.
This may sound like some alpha-male type bravado bullshit, but I swear it’s not the case - my post history makes it pretty clear I don’t take myself all that seriously - but over the past several years, I think my oral game has reached a new level. Like, really really really good feedback. Which I’m proud of. I have a process that I follow that is somewhat dynamic and responsive to certain cues and it has rarely failed me in producing orgasms and puddles.
I know how douchey this sounds and I’m sure you’ve heard this a million times before. In the interest of science, I’m seeking to back up my claim with statistical evidence.
That’s where you come in. I need more data. Hence, my request for post-dive feedback.
A bit about me: hilarious, gives good conversation and head, decent looking, active.
Kindly inquire within.
Thank you.
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