This may be longer than the average post on here, but I want to be as detailed as possible so there's no miscommunications. I divided this up into sections for readability purposes.

•••A bit of background•••

This isn't my first rodeo; I've been on this sub before in past years (and past accounts) and unfortunately, I never had a good experience with anyone. The one guy I did meet up with, he complained that my lips/labia were "too big" so the "spectacular muff dive" he promised lasted for a whole 30 seconds, if that long. I was already incredibly nervous because I'd never been gone down on before and and I was left feeling completely disappointed and disgusted with myself.

So, needless to say, I've shied away from trying again because I didn't want to be humiliated again. It's disheartening, to say the least, because I can't help that I don't have a perfectly flat and symmetrical vulva and vagina... most women don't tbh.

Anyway, I recently got two of those "clit stimulation" toys I'd heard rave reviews about. One of them simulates sucking and the other one simulates, well, licking your clit. They've both given me some fantastic orgasms and it made me start wondering all over again about "the real thing."

So here I am.

•••About me•••

As mentioned in the title, I'm 25 years old. I'm a Black woman (if you have a problem with that or you're just gonna fetishize me, please do NOT contact me) and also a BBW (meaning I have a decent-sized belly, large breasts and thick thighs... no "skinny curvy" here)

My breasts are (depending on who you ask) medium to large. I have large, dark areolas and nipples that get really hard when stimulated. My pussy isn't shaved but it is trimmed. No, I'm not sending you a picture of it, so don't ask.

I'm not going to write a whole bio about myself (if you have any specific questions, feel free to ask) but the basics are that I'm single, I don't smoke, I don't do drugs, I drink socially and I'm disease free.

•••About you•••

Between 25-45ish. Willing to go a little higher or lower on a case-by-case basis if you meet all the other requirements and are otherwise a nice person.

Guys with hair (that's long and thick enough for me to stroke and grab during said worshiping) are strongly preferred.

All body types are welcome, so long as you won't get tired and out of breath ten seconds in. Stamina is important, even if you're just kissing down my body, for example.

Any race is fine.

Completely (and legally) unattached. Not interested at all in poly/ENM men.

Experienced in pleasing a woman. I'm not looking to "teach anyone" or be the first girl you've ever eaten out. Not saying you need 10 past partners; I just want someone who understands how a woman's body works. (If you can tell me what is the biggest sex organ in the human body, you're already on the right track)

Basic anatomy knowledge would be nice too, so you'll already know that all vulvas, clits and vaginas do not look and taste the same.

Local to Middle TN. If you're not local but in a nearby region/state and are very interested, I'm open to you as long as you can travel here in the requested timeframe.

Can pay for a hotel room in a nearby area. We can discuss logistics in private.

•••The experience•••

The experience I want starts with the introduction. I want you to reach out to me with a well thought out message. Not a comment telling me to message you. Not a dick pic. Not a message saying "Show me those tits/that pussy." Not a message saying you are "a pussy eating aficionado." I want a thoughtful message where you tell me about yourself, what you enjoy the most about pleasing a woman, plus any other relevant information to help you "stand out."

So let's say we start talking and everything is going well. At this point, I will want to establish my expectations regarding when our meeting will take place. Am I looking to meet up within 20 minutes of meeting each other? No. But am I looking to exchange 100 messages for days on end? No. I've been burned far too many times in the past to do that anymore.

In short, I'll know when the time is right. Feel free to suggest plans at anytime too, if you feel things are going well.

I started writing a play-by-play on how I want things to go down (no pun intended) but then I realized that it wouldn't be arousing if the whole thing felt like following an instruction manual. So I'm just gonna name the stuff I enjoy/desire the most and you can fill in the gaps with your own techniques, of course.

1. Regular consent checks are an absolute top priority.

2. Gentle kissing would be lovely (as long as you're okay with it too) but no French and/or sloppy kissing. I don't enjoy that.

3. My neck is one of my biggest erogenous zones. I'd like for you to kiss and lightly lick all over as you please.

4. Massaging and caressing my breasts through my shirt and, when you're ready, directly on my skin while you kiss me and/or my neck is a HUGE turn-on.

5. When it comes to worshiping my breasts, I really enjoy the usual massaging and caressing, along with having my nipples kissed, licked and ESPECIALLY suckled on. Gentle is best, but gentle yet firm is great too. I can tell you what feels best to me if that helps any.

6. When it comes to worshiping my pussy, I'm open to your personal techniques since it'll be my first real muff dive and I'm not sure what to expect. I do know from masturbation that my clit responds great to direct stimulation, so feel free to lick and suck away. I'd prefer not to be fingered, especially if you have "thicker" fingers, but you are more than welcome to GENTLY rub my clit.

7. Due to my past sexual experiences, I really enjoy praise and positive feedback because it helps ease a lot of my anxiety. Being called "good girl" or giving me genuine compliments or telling me how good I taste would help a LOT.

8. If you're able to make me cum from oral, please don't stop whatever you're doing when I start climaxing. Haha. My orgasms sneak up on me sometimes but you'll definitely know when it's happening haha trust me.

9. I am capable of and eagerly welcome multiple orgasms. :) Also, nothing has to be perfectly linear after the initial orgasm. You can eat me, worship my breasts some, go back to eating me, etc.

   1. Pillow talk is important to me since I'll be your own little pillow princess. I'm not looking for you to make me cum and then immediately peace out afterwards...

•••Misc stuff•••

This should be pretty obvious from the sub you're reading this on, but I'm not looking to have sex or reciprocate. If that's an issue for you, well... sorry. Please don't ask or beg or guilt trip me into doing something I don't want to do.

If you couldn't already tell, I want this to be about me. I want to feel important and beautiful. I can tell pretty quickly if someone is not genuinely attracted to me and is doing the bare minimum just to be nice. Women come on here to have a pleasant and satisfying experience (especially if they've had bad ones in the past) not to feel ugly or judged. So if you're gonna be weird or stingy about touching me or worshiping my body, please don't waste my time.

This goes without saying (since it's in the title) but I want you to take your time. If you only have an hour or two to spend with me or need to rush through things or constantly watch the clock.... please don't bother. I want us to spend a whole morning or afternoon or evening together and not worry about the time.

I'm definitely open to this becoming a regular thing between us as well.

•••Conclusion•••

I'm posting this on Wed, May 31st, and I'm available tomorrow afternoon and also through the weekend. But the sooner, the better. Again, I don't want to play message tag for days just to get ghosted at the last minute.

I'm really looking forward to hearing from you. Just as a reminder, when you respond to my ad, please include your age, body type, a pic of your face, whatever you want to tell me about yourself, what you enjoy about pleasing a woman, when you're available, where you're located and verbal confirmation that you're okay with this being centered around me AND that you can pay for a local room.

Most importantly, please be yourself!

Chats and DMs are fine with me. Just an FYI, the only chat app I use is Discord so please be okay with using that.

Thank you.