I'm normal enough and probably exude the essence of a guy that would surprise folks that I’m posting here but I have to admit that I’m in here posting. I’m 6’4”, 280 lbs (not a fit hard body but a fucking great tongue), shaved head, beard, and damn fun.
If that doesn't do it for you, I also know the difference between affect and effect. I'm in a relationship back home but don't care about your status. But in reality, I’m here to add to my future yelp reviews. But if yelp did have reviews of my previous experiences, here is what it might sound like:
Here are some testi-moan-ials from previous Reddit successes:
He made me cum so many times I almost passed out but luckily I didn’t
"When he says he likes to eat pussy; believe him and don't forget to remind him to come up for air"
Without a doubt though, best I've had/felt. Thoroughly stellar.
Your skills are fucking fire
Shoot me a DM or chat if you've got something for me to feast on this holiday season.
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