My stats

• 230 lbs (working on weight loss)

• 5”1 and curly haired.

• Big booty

• Kinky

I’m in London until Monday before I move abroad to Japan! I want to make some fun memories to end my time in the UK with and maybe you can help me with that?

I’m a little shy and introverted at first, but that usually eases up quickly enough. I’m trying to put myself out there a little more and it’s only in the past few months that I’ve started casually dating and meeting people again and it’s a lot of fun.

I’d like to think I’m an easy going person who enjoys laughing and the good things in life. I love browsing bookshops for hours and spending time in museums or going to the cinema and then grab a drink to talk about the film afterwards! I also love standup comedy and going to see live music in bars.

Ideally, I’d love for you to go down on me and make me cum, but there’s no pressure and if we only get a good cup of coffee that’s all fine as well.

Please be respectful, understanding of boundaries and the word “no” and able to host. Please be older than 25.

READ CAREFULLY BEFORE YOU MESSAGE ME (or indeed anyone else)

I can't believe I have to write this, but here we go.

Sifting through all the effortless or plain rude response and endless dick pics is exhausting and quite frankly overwhelming. If you know for a FACT that you can't host and aren't willing to come up with alternative logistics, don't message me.

If there's a vibe - move to another platform ASAP. Ideally Telegram or WhatsApp, rather than KiK. If you're not able to verify pretty much instantly, that's a huge red flag and by verify a mean a picture of your actual face. Not blurred out, or your phone covering your face or just your nether regions. I'm putting my safety at risk by meeting you, so I should at the bare minimum see who I'm meeting.

If you've decided to meet, don't faff about. Set a date as a soon as you can and don't stall because that'll immediately make me suspicious.

If you also know for certain that you can't even meet because you're not even in the same city let alone the same country, don't message me. It seriously wastes my time because I do not want to "keep in touch with you." because I'm not here for a penpal. That said I'm also not just a pussy. I'm a person. Treat me as such. It's really not that hard.