We dudes have had glory holes for decades -- probably centuries -- but where's the equality? Where can girls go to get anonymous oral joy? How have waves and waves of feminism washed over the world without anonymous tongues washing over your clits on the reg?
I, for one, cannot tolerate this sad state of affairs. I'm here to right this obvious wrong. And so I've invented:
The Gloria Hole. The glory hole for girls.
I've done this twice before and it was oodles of fun.
I'll get a nice hotel room in either downtown or Miami Beach, depending on what works for the particpant(s). I will also have a massage table set up halfway through the bathroom door, with a window-curtain-esque partition dividing the bathroom from the hallway. We'll set an appointment, at which time the door will be open and you can get comfy on the massage table. I'll be in the bathroom and I'll take care of the rest.
Zero reciprocation expected. I'm experienced, patient, enthusiastic, and ready to listen to what works for you, though of course I love figuring that out for myself.
Though anonymity might be part of the fun here, I am happy to verify online and meet in a public place first if you'd like that, and I would recommend both as best practices for sure. I will also need to verify that you're an actual woman as well. Discretion is, of course, the name of the game; I have zero interest in drama.
I'm 5'10, blue-gray eyes, white, brown hair, 175 lbs, conventionally attractive. Though for the purposes of this particular post, it may not matter much.
Let's talk... and maybe more than talk. For feminism!
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