I'm a 50 years old cunning linguist who has always wanted to be in the Guinness Book of World's Records. My greatest skill is Muff Diving. So let's set the World Record together -- I'll bring my diving gear if you can supply the muff!
This offer is open to any females of legal age, and includes the entire St. Louis Missouri Metro area and the surrounding counties. Open to every type of muff from a smooth Clamshell Cameltoe to a Bearded Butterfly! Grooling and squirting is encouraged!
Add will likely not be eaten at this time, but could be negotiable I'm extremely oral so if I'm tapping George Michael's "I Want Your Sex" on your engorged clit with my tongue and you can't take it anymore, I suppose sucking on your tits or eating your starfish would be on the table, though the time spent enjoying either wouldn't count towards the record.
Apply via DM and include your age, a pic of either your face your pussy or both from the POV of me when you're riding my face. Also indicate if you can host.
Let's put our names into the history books, Ladies of STL! Go STL City, Battlehawks, Blues and Cards!
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