We all have room to grow right? The handful of times I've eaten a girl's ass, I felt like I was reading fucking braille. I mean I didn't do horrible (I think) but I definitely didn't deserve a pat on the back. I'd love to find a girl who will let me practice on her and become the best ass eater I can be. I will of course go down in you in the normal, wholesome Christian way, but I want to spend a lot of time at the devil's back door.
Anyway, I'm a 33 year old white dude. 6"2'. Look kind of like a lumberjack when my beard's grown out because flannel will never not be in style. I'm a professor at two universities, so I split time between Dallas and Philly, but I just started a residency at CMU! So I'm in Pittsburgh for a good while!
I have a few nice tattoos and am decently in shape. I workout and exercise regularly though Chris Hemsworth I am not. I really love a good whiskey. Not in an "oh he's an alcoholic" way, but in more of a "it's really the only alcohol I know" kind of way. I love the outdoors, coffee at all times of the day, and woodworking/carpentry. No, really. I built a huge wagon/cart thing like 2 years ago because I figured it might come in handy.
It has not.
I enjoy moonlit walks along 279 construction, constantly complaining about the goddamn cold, and my favorite hobby is avoiding the North Shore on Steeler Sundays.
Anyway, I'd love to chat and feel one another out on things.
Also, does anyone need a wagon?
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