Dear Ms. Oral Aficionado:

I am writing to express my interest in your opening (pun intended) for unbridled sexual gratification. I am confident that my previous experience (coupled with my good looks, rapier wit, and affable personality) are ideally suited for this position (in any position). I would like to highlight my salient qualifications:

Personal Information

• 42 year old male
• 5'9", 180 lbs
• Impeccable hygiene
• Clean (and Covid vaccinated)
• Non-smoker
• Good looking - modestly score myself a 7/10 but will let the hiring manager be the final arbiter
• Bright blue eyes
• Available to provide service in the greater Chicago area

Skills

• Proven track record of exceeding expectations and setting the bar for those who follow
• Consistently ranked as overall top performer
• 20 years of classical piano provides strong fingers to complement a willing tongue
• Linguistic and fluent in multiple languages (figuratively and literally)
• Unparalleled drive, stamina, and desire to succeed

Employer Benefits

• Mind altering orgasms
• Complete focus on ensuring your physical needs are completely sated
• Regular endorphin release to improve overall mood and mental well being
• Witty repartee
• Additional benefits to be discussed based on mutual interest

Desired Employer Characteristics

• 25-45 female
• Caucasian is preferred but open to other backgrounds
• Slim to average body type
• Equally impeccable hygiene
• Cleanliness
• Enthusiastic about oral
• Keen intellect and sense of humor
• Able to provide home office or work space

Should you require any additional information please do not hesitate to ask. References are available on request (j/k). So that I know you've meticulously reviewed my qualifications, please include your favorite sexual position in the subject line of your response.

Thank you in advance for your consideration, and I look forward to briefly discussing my credentials with you - before putting my mouth to better use.