Howdy Folx,

I'm going to be moving away from Chicago in about a month, and I'd love to get in a few casual afternoons/evenings of fun before I do. I'm open to a lot of ways to pass the time with some new friends, so I'd love to chat a bit and hear about what you're ideal "hang sesh" looks like.

ME: I'm 5'9", 180ish lbs (I'm carrying a bit of winter weight, but I wear it well), genderqueer but masc presenting, long-haired, bearded, and I like to think that I'm pretty laid-back and kind. I'm versatile (though particularly interested in bottoming) and definitely a provider; I really enjoy getting other people off (ego boost, anyone?) I'm also very kink-friendly and love learning about the unique little idiosyncrasies that really do it for you. Seriously, try me, I'm almost certainly game. I've also been really wanting to practice some tantric massage, so if you're a pillow princess that really likes to take your time building toward a big finish, please please hit me up.

YOU: I just learned this word recently, but it turns out I'm what you call "gynesexual", meaning I'm primarily attracted to femme-presenting people, regardless of sex or gender. So, if you're a traditionally masculine dude, sorry, but the spark probably won't be there. That said, women (cis or trans), femme-enbys, gender non-conforming boys, andro queer folks, tom boys, etc... step right up! I love all body types, from petite to thicc, and I'm happy to share pics if you want to share yours. Safe, sane, consensual, obviously, and open to new friendships, so long as we're both aware that my time in the city is limited.

Anyway, thank you for coming to my TEDtalk. I'm looking forward to meeting some of you groovy people over the next month, and I'm excited to get to know you a little better. 'Til then, stay safe out there, have fun, and I'll talk to you soon!