You may have ordered from UberEats more than you’d like to admit, but did you ever wish that your underwhelming chicken burger came with a nerdy guy dedicated to your oral pleasure?
Good news! The scandalous new start-up NerdEats is coming to London and it’s ready to make all your nerdy guy fantasies come true!
Your NerdEats order is customizable. You can get your nerdy guy in suit and tie, Ivy League business, or soft indie boy attire!
From quick pleasure sessions to our trademarked Dinner Date with a Nerd service, NerdEats has all the features to match your specific needs. Whatever you fancy, your NerdEats order is 100% guaranteed nerdy!
NerdEats is officially launching in London tomorrow evening at (Feb. 25). We are a new start-up so please excuse any delays in communication. We will work hard to make sure that your order is as pleasurable as possible!
(Just to make this 100% clear, I am a nerdy guy looking for a partner for oral pleasure. This is a tongue-in-cheek style ad. I am NOT a part of any organization and I am obviously not charging anything for this. I am clean cut, 5’7, 165 lbs, white, with brown hair, and brown eyes. Based in north central London but clearly open for travel.)
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