So the plan is to do some muffdiving without reciprocation. I want you to shout at me like you're Gordon Ramsay because I want to do everything to your liking. If I end up shedding some tears due to the insults, just ignore them. After that, we can cuddle for a while.
I'm South Asian, 5'6, with a dad bod. I love animals, especially cats, addicted to boba, and consider myself an expert at giving shoulder rubs. STD-free and 420-friendly. Sweet, understanding, and generous. In terms of physique and personality, I'm like the Kraft teddy bear with the green bowtie (the one with the red bowtie is a jerk).
I'm down to video-chat and meet in a public place just to get to know each other a bit. Looking for a woman who prioritizes her safety, vets properly, and isn't afraid to say No. I can either host or book a hotel room. However, if you have a cat, your place would be better.
To be honest, I made this post because I'm afraid to watch The Night Before Christmas by myself and muffdiving is just a bonus. Message me and I'll send my pic ASAP.
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