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37 [M4F] #Austin Offering a muffdivey massage. You in?
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primelensdude is a male age 37 looking for a female in Austin, TX
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How much do you generally pay for a massage?

How much would you pay if you knew the masseuse had really strong hands?

How much would you be willing to tack on if your masseuse knew deep tissue, as well as tantric massage techniques? Compress and caress... Compress and caress..

Would you be willing to pay extra if your masseuse was handsome, athletic, tall?

How much of a premium would you pay for a masseuse that was Ivy League educated and could banter with you on a number of topics?

Or would you pay extra for him to be quiet and instead bring a great playlist to listen to while the soreness was rubbed out of you?

Would you give an amazing tip if you knew that your masseuse has one goal and only one goal - which is to maximize your pleasure? Using his hands, tongue, fingers, palm.

What if I told you that the right person could have all of the above for free**? I'm dead serious.**

What's the catch, you might ask? There is just one - you. You are the catch!

As someone famous sang - "the best things in life are free".

(PS - I can host)

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