I'm educated, eloquent, and don't punt puppies or kick kittens except on Tuesdays. I'm only missing one thing: A salacious secret. Something like a sex scandal that will end up prime time BBC or go viral online. I'm not married so it can't just be a mistress.
It needs to be something memorable like "by using my Kama Sutra techniques, and taking my sweet time, giving oral pleasure I made a woman come so hard, loud, and often, it registered a noise complaint in parliament."
Tories...Whigs....tomato.... tomato.... same thing.
All women are beautiful, so any race or body type is fine, all that matters is that you are nice and excited to have some sensual fun. I'll be in a suit, staying at a nice Westminister Hotel in March.
No guys please, I'm only running for PM not pope.
Please write back with your favortite fruit in title if interested in a steamy fun night or two.
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