Well, RAOMD, it's been a minute. I posted about an "experiment" I wanted to try (purely for science, of course) about a year ago to find the best generation of muffdivers. It's taken a lot longer than I thought to do my research, compile the results, and determine a winner, but here we are. Thank you to all of the entrants (quite an overwhelming response) and hopefuls -- this could not have been done without you.

And if you're looking for the tl;dr: spoiler alert: Gen X was the winner

I would say the biggest hurdle was going through all of the responses. Maaaaaybe about 20% of the responders had adequate reading compensation skills and were able to provide the requested information in their initial replies. I initially ignored the other 80% but then had to weed my way through everyone eventually because there weren't good fits for what I was looking for in the starting 20%.

Eventually, I found myself with the following "tributes" (I'm trying to stick with the theme here, ok?) for my very own Sweet 16 bracket:

• 4 representing Gen Z
• 4 representing Millennials
• 4 representing Gen X
• 4 representing Boomers

I tried to mix up the first round match ups. Ex: Gen Z vs. Millennial, Gen Z vs. Gen X, etc etc. I was originally thinking I would have repeat performances after each round but that would be a lot of oral and a lot of logistics to sort through, so I just used historical data (aka my memories and Notes app) to determine a winner for each sequential round.

I judged each entry based on the following factors on a scale of 0-10, with 1 being the worst and 10 being the best (and 0 being non-existent):

• Use of tongue
• Use of fingers
• Number of orgasms (weighted 1.5 because hey, this is a pretty important criteria)
• Hygiene/appearance/comfort level/overall vibe
• Post-RAOMD behavior (got a couple of douche-y messages a day or so after meeting up)
• Overall experience

I also took away points if someone asked for reciprocation before I offered it (as I made that clear in our discussions that this would not happen. I wanted to see how someone would eat me out knowing that they were doing it purely for my pleasure and not as an incentive for more. I did not offer it to everyone; just based on performance and how I was feeling in the moment) or was otherwise acting like a dick.

Some interesting data points: Half of the Gen Z-ers didn't use their hands for my pleasure at all. 12 guys did use their fingers to either play with my pussy/clit, and 10 of them used their fingers for penetration while eating me at the same time. 11 asked if they could grab or otherwise play with my tits while they went down on me. Only about half (9 to be exact) asked how I liked to be eaten... I think the other 7 just assumed they were hot shit and didn't need any pointers (they were wrong). 14 of them made me cum at least once, and 6 made me cum multiple times.

All in all, I had a great time but was exhausted after everything was said and done. Although the scores determined that the "winner" came from Gen X, I feel like I had the best time with participants representing the Millennial generation.

Thanks for reading along! And no, I have no plans to do anything of this caliber again so please don't ask 🙃

Edited for formatting