Whelp folks, like it or not, I’m back again. I’ve also celebrated a birthday since last we spoke. I even got laid. But not from this post, and no blowjob involved, so here we go again.
You may have seen my posts before, if not feel free to browse my profile. I just turned 30 and I gotta agree with Mr. Burnham; not that great. In all seriousness I know there is absolutely no way in hell that this will come true. But as Michael Scott once coined while quoting Wayne Gretzky, “you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.”
It’s a tale as old as time. I’m a 29 30 year old, bored fool in the pdx area looking for a nice lady who wants to show a man what a good blowjob should feel like.
Me: 30, 170 lbs, fit, above average sized tool (7”), clean, DDF, vaccinated, and a gentleman; if you want me to buy you a nice seafood dinner before we never speak again, I’m more than willing. If you’d like a SFW pic to assist with your decision I am willing to oblige (or a NSFW pic 😜).
You: Over 18 obviously (preferably over 24 or else I honestly don’t know what we would even talk about), clean, DDF, experienced and/or enjoy polishing knobs off with your mouth.
I’ll repost with an extra F each week until I achieve a massive orgy, or at least 1 good blowjob lol.
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