Yep folks Iām back again. And this time itās my Reddit cake day! You may have seen my posts before, if not feel free to browse my profile. My last post blew the fuck up, but I still havenāt āsuckcessfully found a group of ladies to blow me. In all seriousness I know there is absolutely no way in hell that this will come true. But as Michael Scott once coined while quoting Wayne Gretzky, āyou miss 100% of the shots you donāt take.ā
Itās a tale as old as time. Iām a 29 year old, bored fool in the pdx area looking for a nice lady who wants to show a man what a good blowjob should feel like.
Me: 29, 170 lbs, fit, above average sized tool (7ā), clean, DDF, vaccinated, and a gentleman; if you want me to buy you a nice seafood dinner before we never speak again, Iām more than willing. If youād like a SFW pic to assist with your decision I am willing to oblige (or a NSFW pic š).
You: Over 18 obviously (preferably over 24 or else I honestly donāt know what we would even talk about), clean, DDF, experienced and/or enjoy polishing knobs off with your mouth.
Iāll repost with an extra F each week until I achieve a massive orgy, or at least 1 good blowjob lol.
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