[edit]- holy shit this blew up. I went to bed last night and I think there was 4 comments? Now look at all of you! If this ends with success I’ll tag each and everyone if you in my success story and give a percentage of my memoir royalties out. Thanks folks! Cheers! 🍻

I’m gonna have to just put a x13 on my next post…

Yep folks I’m back again. You may have seen my posts before, if not feel free to browse my profile. Still no ‘suckcess’ but I have had a few serious inquiries, so we’re gaining progress. In all seriousness I know there is absolutely no way in hell that this will come true. But as Michael Scott once coined while quoting Wayne Gretzky, “you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.”

Also to whoever seems to be downvoting every single M4F post on here: You do you, but why?

It’s a tale as old as time. I’m a 29 year old, bored fool in the pdx area looking for a nice lady who wants to show a man what a good blowjob should feel like.

Me: 29, 170 lbs, fit, above average sized tool (7”), clean, DDF, vaccinated, and a gentleman; if you want me to buy you a nice seafood dinner before we never speak again, I’m more than willing. If you’d like a SFW pic to assist with your decision I am willing to oblige (or a NSFW pic 😜).

You: Over 18 obviously (preferably over 24 or else I honestly don’t know what we would even talk about), clean, DDF, experienced and/or enjoy polishing knobs off with your mouth.

I’ll repost with an extra F each week until I achieve a massive orgy, or at least 1 good blowjob lol.