This has been the best week ever. I conquered some pretty heady problems and work and now a friend wants to go up and watch his horse race from the owners box in Churchill Downs. On top of that, I have my divorce agreement signed and the freedom to hit the road to watch a race. Only up for a day, so there is an expiration date on this proposal. Without additional fanfare, here are the top 6 reasons why you should come over to my hotel room.

1 – I can actually hold a conversation. No boring office job anecdotes either. I’m talking cool stuff like why Blackbeard is the best pirate or the funny story about how my coworker puked out the window of my car in Austin after consuming too many Irish car bombs. If you’d rather just shut up and hook up, I can be the “strong, silent type” as well.

2 – I’m not creepy, needy or weird. Sure, posting on Doublelist sounds kind of strange. I get it. I am just curious if my last minute trip can lead to something magical. For the record, I have a whopping 0 restraining orders in my 50 years and I am allergic to lurking in the bushes. Plus, with gas prices as high as they are now, stalking is way too expensive.

3 – No dick pictures. Gallup polls show that 99% of the American public doesn’t want to see a picture of some guy’s dick. You have my ironclad guarantee that you will not receive any dick pics.

4 – I know women have much more orgasmic potential. Yes, I know this sounds obvious, but stories I have heard from women indicate men are either overly self-centered in bed or a train wreck when it comes to the proper way to attend to a woman’s pleasure.

5 – No judgement. I know I am here in Doublelist talking an NSA encounter, so far be it from me to judge your situation or kinks.

6 – Discretion assured. This time, I am only up Tuesday and Wednesday, so there won’t be any awkward moments running into me while you are out with your friends, family, or SO.

To fit the requirements of posting sites, I am a WM, 59, 5’10” and 280#, so dad bod with a middle. This is likely daddy issues territory for some, but I have explored that path through the woods and come through unscathed. I keep my head shaved and have a salt and pepper goatee. I was in an open marriage, so I understand that dynamic well and I am also familiar with those requiring a greater degree of operational security. I have an affinity for curvier women, redheads, and natural grooming, but none are blockers. The important things are cleanliness, the ability to relax in a potentially awkward situation (I can help there), and a nice sense of humor. I am open to something ongoing and/or long term if the vibe is right and we can work out logistics (I live in Nashville).

Sound good? Send over an email telling me about you and what you would like to get out of this and let’s get this party started. Looking forward to an awesome hello and goodbye!