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37 [F4M] #NYC - Visiting the big, dirty apple on Nov 7th
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bottle4you is a female age 37 looking for a male in New York City
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Hey, fuckers! I have to drag myself to the big, dirty apple for some work meetings. I am not really looking forward to the visit, but I'll be fed well on the company's dime, and maybe I can find an raobj to look forward to??? I'll be available on the night (around 6pm-ish) of Nov 7th and will be staying close to Times Square.

I'm looking for someone who is fun, open-minded and worth my time and mouth. My bj skills are pretty good and I think it would be nice to meet someone new and fun to flex or improve my skills. I am open to reciprocation. I will admit that I am a little scared of trying this again since it is really hard to find a good match. I prefer chatting a bit beforehand and then meeting in public to further gauge interest before deciding on what my mouth will do. If you're interested in meeting, please read this entire message and put some effort into your response, be open minded and be available to meet. Read through all the shitty stuff below and respond (or ignore) accordingly.

About me: Looks-wise, sorry, I am not a pretty girl. Even "cute" is a stretch. I'm a little weird looking with big eyes, big nose, thin lips. I'm not white, black hair, 5'6" tall, about 160lbs, so I am chubby/fat. Meh tits, no ass. I've got lumpy, bumpy skin, scars galore, stretch marks and dark private bits. I do look as bad as I sound, ha. I have a lot of pics in my past posts. I might look good in some pics because (thankfully) technology lets me crop and blur things. (Oof, that was hard to write.)

Here is a [verified] pic of me.

Outside of looks, I am a weirdo, as you may have already realized. I work a corporate job but have managed to hold on to my soul and conscience, both are hanging on by a string. I am an introvert, usually quiet and reserved, but I do open up once comfortable. I am unassuming, the girl that usually gets ignored. I've been feeling pretty lonely lately :( Now, some good stuff about me... I am from New Jersey, the best state! I always try to be kind, respectful and friendly toward others. I enjoy helping people and making them laugh. Deep inside of me is a little freak that enjoys having a sexy and fun time. 

About you: First and foremost, you should be ok with how I described myself. Be at least 30 years old, or older. Be a nonsmoker, be clean, drug free and disease free. I'm fine with whatever your relationship status is, just be upfront about it. I appreciate kindness, wit, intellect, patience and maturity. Have, at least, average intelligence. I have a strong preference for white, fit/muscular, dominant men, but I can be (and have been) swayed. I prefer a guy to be a bit larger than me, size-wise (I like to feel small). Your dick should also be at least average in size. No monster cocks, I can't handle them. Please don't be a jerk. Please have actual time to chat and meet. Be willing and able to verify. I appreciate communication and the build-up before meeting. Please don't be too pushy or get butthurt if I am not interested. Also, no flakes that can't commit to plans. Please do not reach out if your transportation breaks down often, if you often get sick at inopportune times, or if you're habitually late. Again, be able to meet in-person. Be able to keep an engaging conversation going...most people can't.

If you're interested, please DM/PM me. No chat requests - if you send a chat, I know you didn't read my entire post. Please send a message that is worth a response from me. I really need a good connection to feel comfortable. When you write to me, let me know why you're interested, provide a description of how you look, or a pic (if you're brave), your availability/location for Nov 7th (6pm-ish), other helpful info/insight, something interesting to hook me, any questions for me. I most likely won't reply if you send me a crappy message.

I know this is very short notice. I also have a good feeling that this will not work, or even better, lead to disaster, but, here I am, willing to take the risk. (So many commas.) Let's see how this ends up. 

If you got all the way down here, thanks for reading my loooong essay.

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