[Tales from the crypt theme playing]

[The Crypt Keeper, bashing something off camera]

Well hello there kiddies, didn’t see you there, just setting up the old Halloween decorations, unfortunately this one was still alive. But no matter, we have more devilish things to attend too, like tonight’s story. Tonight we look into the two deformed ghouls who are looking to sacrifice a none virgin. And remember kiddies, uncle Keeper always watching.

We are two deformed ghouls who going with the season spirits are looking for a none virgin to sacrifice to the gremlin we have locked up in our basement, his name is Mikey and overall he is a good gremlin but sometimes he needs that sacrifice so who we are. But as stated at first, we are a two package deal, both ages 34, Latinos, drug and disease free although the devils lettuce is A OK with us. Aside from having a few gashes on our heads and bite marks and chewed up flesh, we are more in the dad bod range and are heights are very different at 6’1 and 5’5.

You are ideally a big boob Elvira looking woman, with a butt that won’t quit and willing to be part of our sacrifice to our evil Gremlin Lord. Alright alright, we will open it open to any woman who wants to be sacrifice, not necessarily Elvira or big boobs required but they help. We are open to ages 18 to 56, drug and disease free, easy going and funny is always a blast. We are open to different races, ethnicities, most body sizes and if you playing on the side we can keep a secret but we also couple friendly. Bonus points if you can wear a costume.

Now although we do like to have dumpster fun, we are looking to get a nice room for this little event. Additionally we also would like to chat over voice prior to any pic exchange, so please don’t ask or send any pics. Safety is first so we can meet up in public and grab some drinks or food or just chill and see if we all connect. Who knows, maybe we can go to the haunted hayride for an early event.

[Crept Keeper] well wasn’t that a lovely story, ah reminds me of my hey day of finding my fellow ghoulie. Anyway kiddies, hope you all stay safe out there and remember never to blow your pumpkin out or put out your Xmas decorations out early.