Welcome to Nashville ladies, I am your tour guide, Gabby, and I want to point out a few of the sites. If you are in the mood for something hot - other than me, of course - you will see a place called Hattie B's. We normally call this tourist chicken, as tourists will wait in line for an hour to get some, not realize the OG is upstairs in Assembly Hall and has much short lines. If you have not had Nashville Hot Chicken before, you can aim for the "OMG! I'm a wimp level"; seasoned pros often opt for "@#&%$&#* remover" hot, which is guaranteed for an uncomfortable potty run in the morning.
Behind us is a bunch of woo girls in a chopped off school bus. They are easy to recognize as every one wears clothing about two sizes to small, cowboy boots, and a really gaudy pink cowgirl hat. And, yes, "Save a horse, ride a cowboy" is their theme song. In about 5 hours, you will find them taking pix of the bachelorette passed out on the hallway floor and posting them to snapchat (possibly even snatch chat if she left her underwear at Kid Rock's or Jason Aldean's.
The wing murals are in the gulch. Yes, drinks on the strip are about 3 times what you would pay in a regular bar. Sometimes stars do show up and sit in for a song or two. Pedal taverns are really a pain in the ass to pedal. And the motorized scooters are not advised if you get too drunk.
On a more intimate note, random acts are better in your hotel room to avoid indecency charges and reciprocation freely offered if desired. Ongoing or longer rides always complementary. Locals always welcome, as well. Enjoy your stay.
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