37 year old white male from the Panhandle. Long brown hair, long brown/salt and pepper beard, 5'10, 200 lbs (dad bod, but getting fitter), trucker tan, 6", circumcised and natural. VERY into heavy metal. I'm going to a gig tonight (Saturday, 8/13/22) and I'm looking to have some fun. I don't want to know too much about you before the show. I want to make my move once the music starts. I'm mainly an in front of the stage head banger, but I mosh a bit too. I want to know what you look like and what you'll be wearing so I can walk up behind you, grab your ass and ask you "do you bang here often, you little metal slut?" That's how you'll know it's me (although we will exchange pics, so you'll know what I look like too). Expect for me to grope, feel you up, and generally treat your body as my property all night. I will of course extend the same courtesy to you, but keep in mind that if you touch my beard, I WILL touch your boobs. Expect me to drag you off by your hair to the bathroom or the alley to fuck your mouth between sets. Wear water soluble mascara so that it can run down your face and make you look like you're wearing corpse paint. If you aren't a metalhead, that's cool. I'll initiate you into our cult, take your metal virginity, and let you don a battle vest for the first time (before you slide down onto my cock, that is. You will be wearing ONLY the battle vest). I live over an hour out town, so we will have to use your bed as an altar when we offer you up in our pagan sexual sacrifice to the metal gods. Are you down to party, rock and roll, and bang in more ways than one? Hit me up. Orange envelopes only on this one. In my experience, most chats are scammers or hookers (NOT interested, take it to the boulevard, ho!). If you're a seasoned hesher, put your three favorite bands in the subject. If not, put "metal virgin". Tell me a bit about you, ask any questions you may have, we'll exchange pics, and go from there. FUCKIN' SLAYER! 🤘🤘🤘