Ya know...yes, I did copy/paste this from my OTHER throwaway account ((weeks ago)), but the sentiment hasn't changed - if the evangelical fucknuts are going to make the vagina harder to own by the woman who grew it, then I see a strong stock forecast for oral and anal pleasures!

Here's a few notes: if you've ever voted for trump, thought about aligning yourself with trump, think that trump has made a few good points or find yourself agreeing, even in the smallest part of your heart, with any of the vile, abhorrent, absolute vitriol that has occurred over the past 4 years - downvote me and carry on your way. You're not welcome.

For the rest of you still with me - thank you for taking the time to read my post! I could use a little oral pick-me-up to escape from the worst documentary I've ever lived in, "Experiencing America - Everybody's Story, Everybody Else's Problem." I am 6'2", clean, uncut, 'old man distinguished' handsome ((but no kids)), who loves enthusiasm and good energy. I will be choosing to protest on July 4th, and think cats and dogs are BOTH awesome.

Keywords:

Height - Tall 6'2"

Weight - Okay-ish 225

Eyes - Hazel

Cock - intact

Humor Style - dad jokes

Shoe Size - 12

Star Wars Affiliation - Sith

MOBA Class - Support

Tired - Of This Shit

Location - Santa Clarita, CA

I can host in Santa Clarita - I have no roommates and provide discretion. Communication and transparency first, so let's exchange a few messages and see how we feel. Reciprocating is always an option as long as you mind your personal hygiene as much as I do!

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Ignore all this bit - this is my attempt to beat the bot!

Hi! I'm a 34 year old man that has a little less than a dadbod, but not quite a radbod. I am also 6'2" tall, and that's not a dating profile 6' either! Some days, I'm a smaller BBW with a cute face, but standing at 4'11 I can definitely have a "dump truck" with a few pounds to spare. Don't call me slim jim, though - even though I only weight 150 pounds, I work hard to try and put on weight! You know what they say about tall, skinny goes though - it's more cushion for the pushin!

BodyPositivity - love you all!