Mean Gene: Ladies and gentlemen at this moment I have with me two gents who need little to no introduction, and that’s the two mega powers. Gentlemen, you requested this time.
The Nacho Man: Nothing means nothing, nothing means nothing. Oh yeahhhh… oh it’s been a min since we been around but we always have our eyes on the prize, to sweet to be sour.
The Cuckster: Well let me tell you something Mean Gene, we are back in town Jack and we see these so called OF girls saying they are more down than Doink the Clown but they only play with Clowns. You see brother, with the power of our Cuckamanicas the Mega Powers are the be all end all.
Mean Gene: Are you saying that you are issuing an open challenge to any woman out there who thinks she may handle both powers at once?
Nacho Man: OHHH YEAHHHH!!! That’s exactly what we are saying. You see these two studs are getting bored of these so called freaks that are but grains of sand in the Sahara desert. When you got the 6’1 and 5’5, dad bodies, power crunching, take no prisoners, pile drive you into next week, studs, you’ll see why we are the best
The Cuckster: that’s right brother!!! See it don’t matter who what’s to try their luck on this train. Ages 18 to 60, no drugs or diseases. But if you think your thick or thin or fit body can go two rounds if you can survive one, and it doesn’t matter if your a first timer or a veteran or if you single or if you taken, your going to feel the powers of the Maniacs running through you.. SO WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN THE MEGA POWERS RUN WILD ON YOU
Nacho Man: THE CREAM ALWAYS RISES TO THE TOP. DIGGGGG IT!!!!
Mean Gene: ladies and gentlemen, the Mega Powers. Don’t you dare miss this up coming weekend with them in action. Back to you at the studio.
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