Alrighty another week, another F. I had to change the “you” to a “y’all” because 3 is a party but 4 is a damn crowd. I’m gonna have to invest in either viagra or toys because there is a snow ball’s chance in Hell that I have the stamina for 4 of you.
And to any of you single ladies out there, don’t let the multiple F’s discourage you, I’ll still accept a one-on-one.
It’s a tale as old as time. I’m a 29 year old ex-bartender, current substitute teacher, here in the pdx area looking for a nice lady who wants to show a man what a good blowjob should feel like.
Me: 29, 170 lbs, fit, above average sized tool (7”), clean, DDF, vaccinated, and a gentleman; if you want me to buy you a nice seafood dinner before we never speak again, I’m more than willing. If you’d like a SFW pic to assist with your decision I am willing to oblige.
You: Over 18 obviously (preferably over 24 or else I honestly don’t know what we would even talk about), clean, DDF, experienced and/or enjoy polishing knobs off with your mouth.
I’ll repost with an extra F each week until I achieve a massive orgy, or at least 1 good blowjob lol.
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