Ok let me start by saying I couldnāt think of a title and for some reason that quote popped into my head. If you know what movie itās from, we are already a good fit so just message me already.
Itās a take as old as time. Iām a 29 year old ex-bartender, current substitute teacher, here in the pdx area looking for a nice lady who wants to show a man what a blowjob oughta be. Iāll be honest, Iāve always liked the idea of bjs more than the experience. A recent conversation with a friend has lead me to believe the women Iāve been with were not doing it right. I want to know what Iāve been apparently missing out on!
Me: 29, 170 lbs, fit, above average sized salami (7ā), clean, DDF, vaccinated, and a gentleman; if you want me to buy you a nice seafood dinner before we never speak again, Iām more than willing.
You: Over 18 obviously (preferably over 24 or else I honestly donāt know what we would even talk about), clean, DDF, experienced and enjoy polishing knobs off with your mouth.
If youāre still reading, fit the bill, and this sounds like a good time, then message me on here and letās chat. Make the title of your message: āhey asshole!ā And Iāll know youāre serious (and have a sense of humorā¦)
Stay classy.
P.S: I have doubts that anyone will even read this or that this sub even works. Most of the success stories Iāve seen read like a bad fan fiction from dudes pretending to be girls on here for fake internet points. So Iād love to be proven wrong. If I donāt get a response Iāll repost with an extra F each week until I achieve a massive orgy, or at least 1 good blowjob.
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