You all know Squirrel Girl right? From Marvel Comics, she beat Thanos all by herself. Well this isn’t for that type of squirrel girl, just to make it clear, but if you want to wear squirrel ears, fuck it! Why not. But seriously, what’s up with this NNN, what kind of sadists do that, too be fair I done 9 weeks, so a month is amateur hour but I did that for a different reason. Anyways, me and my buddy are the opposite and wanting to break this by giving one lucky girl, a double dose of peanuts all over the place.

We are two dudes always in the market for some fun. We been tag teaming down the U.S for a good portion of a decade now, so we got some experience in the books. We are both ages 33, Latinos, drug and disease free, easy going and respectful with some kinks to boot but all is discussed prior. We are two fatties that love to eat and fornicate, sometimes at the same time, haha ok I kidd. But seriously, we are more dad bod than anything, we are also two different heights at 6’1 and 5’5.

You: you are ideally an insatiable nympho who loves to satisfy. Haha ok, kidding, let’s not get all porno out. But you are a cool woman, hopefully open minded and funny to boot, or have a secret side like Clark Kent. We are open to ages 18-50 something, so you older women, you know what to do. Please be drug and diseases free, but 420 is cool. We welcome all races and ethnicities, and if you are doing this on the side, we can keep a secret.

Having done this for as long as we have, we tend to have our system down in how we approach this. Please be able to voice verify before we trade pics, and we don’t expect pics right away either, so we can keep it balanced. We tend to do hotel rooms, to create a neutral playing field. We are more than welcoming to meeting up in public as well, to check chemistry and see if we all match up before we move forward. Anything further, please don’t be shy to ask away, we tend to work with our play partners to create a fun time.

Wow!!! Can you believe it was just October last week, and now we are in NNN, how time flies. Pretty soon we are going to need Mrs.Clause cleaning our chimney. Anyways, hope you all good and staying safe out there, remember to be good to yourself and look after your people. Stay safe all.