Wow. If anyone remembers this really absurd RAOBJ post from a few months back, well...we did it! I just released the 400th episode of my podcast today with the result of our aural blowjob experiment: Whose Mouth Is It Anyway?

To bring you up to speed: I was seeking suckers for a special episode of my podcast. A couple considering nonmonogamy after four years came over to sit for an interview with me. Next, I blindfolded the boyfriend. Then, three lovely volunteers and his girlfriend (we'll call Elle) took turns giving him a blowjob while I stuck a microphone in his face and asked him absurd questions ("Which Weezer song does this blowjob remind you of?").

It was *incredible*! To some of your surprises, *she* was the one who had to sell him on getting blindfolded blowjobs from other women. And probably had to sell him on the podcast part, too. He got comfortable with the idea, we'll say. Aside from her attending some dungeon parties with pretty strict physical boundaries, this was going to be their first foray into nonmongamy as a couple. I'm such a marvelous influence.

Now, you don't just wanna throw a blindfolded boy to a pack of mouths and ask him silly questions and expect him to be instantly aroused. So, we did four rounds of activity—with the blowjobs being the fourth and main course. And he took a guess on each round. First, I had everyone take turns kissing his shoulders, his neck—introduce their lips to his body. I'd have suggested everyone doing a kiss but at least one person was like 'I'll suck his dick, but I don't wanna make out with a stranger.' Funny.

The next round was warming up his body with their hands. Each gal took turns feeling his body with just their hands, getting a feel for the territory and terrain. His body got used to the temperature, the new touches, the situation. The third round was all about the BALLS. Fondle, lick, kiss, suck, or juggle the oft-underappreciated card-carrying member of the gonads. Imagine being asked to figure out which ball-juggling style most feels like the love of your life. And imagine if you got that *wrong*!

Finally, the blowjobs round. It was so fun to observe the different blowjob styles and techniques at work! But also fun to kinda ruin all of the oral sex with my stupid questions and commentary. He—with a woman's mouth on his cock—said, "It couldn't be number one because she used so much technique." I'm like.....you're about to get your dick bit off, dude!

He had a hard time picking his girlfriend out at first. He was down to two guesses....so we had a SUCK OFF SUDDEN DEATH! Fuck. I really missed an opportunity coming up with that right now and not when the mics were on. Oh well. The two women took turns giving one more sampling so he could figure out: Whose Mouth Is It Anyway??? (This was formerly called The Pepsi Challenge of Cocksucking but then I thought that might be a pinch too brash.) I did as best I could to capture the sounds of sucking throughout so 'the audience could feel like they were there' slash so I could put blowjob noises into a podcast episode. Again.

Before we took off the blindfold and analyzed his guesses, one sucker asked for another taste. The techniqued one. And fuck. His cock turned a shade of purple that looked only painful but he assured felt amazing. This woman, we'll call Alice, facefucked herself onto his dick, doing magic tricks with his nutsack that had the girlfriend shaking her down for tips afterwards. Of course, when it was all said and done, the poor boy needed to cum. Elle took the tips she'd learned and applied them in front of everyone on my bed. While I may or may not have enjoyed some oral a few feet away.

Not only was it fun to watch some partial blowjobs and ball-rubbing happen, but it was beautiful to hear these two people open up about their relationship, their communication, their worries, their inner-explorations. I have a lot of faith in this couple's ability to navigate more nonmonogamous pastures should they choose to. They take it step by step and discuss. No one is in a rush, it seems. It's as if they recognize they come from a place of abundance. They trust there will be plenty of time together to do more. So, there's no rush—though much desire.

And 'the gals' served as brilliant comedic relief. Those three volunteers are priceless people.

Anyway, I'll put a link in the comments if you want to hear the success story after reading it.