Why the strippers get their ballots out of their G-Strings and the gamblers win their ballots back, why don’t you take part in this very special election. If you win, you get a 2-1 special and if we win we get a 1-2 special, as you can see this benefits our great country in many ways.
But first your candidates. We are two 32 year old Latinos, drug and disease free but 420 friendly. We have close to a decade worth of experience so we aren’t afraid to share or not know what we are doing. We are kink friendly but also respect any limits you may have or want to explore. And unlike good old Bill, we did have intercourse with that woman.
You are... a red blooded all American woman, whatever that means. Actually like any good politician we like to reach out and be friendly to all so we tend to welcome women of different race, ethnicity, ages 18 to mid 60, we do not judge your relationship status. But please be drug and disease free, 420 is ok. First timers and experienced women are welcome.
What’s more American than voting? While getting double teamed by two friends, that’s what. Nothings more American than Apple pie, the star spangled banner and getting spit roasted while the nation waits on which M&M is the better one. Overall I hope your all doing well and staying safe, taking care of yourself and those you care for. Vote Quimby
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