[Tales from the Crypt theme playing]
HEHEHE WELCOMES BOILS AND GHOULETTE. Didn’t see you come in, I was just putting up some Halloween decorations [bashing something on the side with an axe]. It’s so hard finding good help now a days.
Our first tale is of an year that brings misery and pain to an entire civilization or as I call it, a great time hehehe. The funny part is everyone thinks it’s going to end but this year has a trick up it’s ghoulish sleeve that no one sees coming [winking at the camera].
Our second tale and one of my personal favorite tales is of two hideous ghouls who find random female Ghoulettes and show them the more pleasurable side of life. Careful these two ghouls just may shoot more than you can handle hehehe
But let’s get started on tonight’s episode of these two ghastly ghouls looking to stuff a poor naughty witch or Ghoulette. I like to call to think of this one as a modern art masterpiece.
These ghouls are very experienced in the old devils 3 way, full 8 years at the bottomless pits of CL hell, playing with the eternal lost sluts of CL. Although these ghouls like to play, they always take proper precautions and play safe. Neutral locations like a bar, mall or behind a dumpster in a alley are ideal to check chemistry. An ideal witch would be one who is open minded and willing to explore new grounds or re-explore. She would carry no cooties or bugs, and hopefully only be a consumer of alcoholic beverages and smoke the Devils lettuce.
These Ghouls would like to play before the big day of Samhain as their offering to the sexual Gods of Ron Jermey. Don’t take to long replying or you may just your chance to get a head start. Until the next time boils and ghouls plesant screams
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