Long post in hopes of saving both our time messaging. The TLDR is that I’m a blowjob slut who does the random blowjob thing every so often and I need a local fix.

So, I’m looking to give a blowjob or start a continuous oral arrangement.

You must wear a mask. No kissing, nothing with my pussy. Just dick in my mouth. I have to be very stealth as I’m living w family. I’m only available after 9:30pm. We will need to be outside which means we’re probably gonna do this in a little corner of the high school parking lot which I may or may not have experience using.

You must be:

• Over 25 (seriously)

• In my vicinity — we will have to narrow this down gradually to confirm we’re in the same area since I can’t just announce where I’m at

• reasonably experienced w casual shit

• Not shitty, generally pleasant to be around, not gonna be drunk

• able cum from blowjobs

• Practicing good social distancing

• Spent over 21 days in MA — no tourists or business travelers

• Baseline attractive to me. Nicely groomed and stuff

• Tbh would love a suburban DILF. Your family doesn’t have to know :)

Bonuses: willing to film, have a long straight dick for me to throat, able to cum multiple times within an hour

About me: 5’, 36G tits, size 12 (thick and soft), bubbly & warm, extremely slutty, partnered, mostly gay aside from my slut hobbies. You can find out more about me in my post history w my past personals and my own success story; I’ve also been featured in a number of success posts, which I’m sure are linked somewhere in my post history, or I commented on them.

Please send:

• Age

• Location, as specific as possible

• Your current practices regarding COVID

• SFW pictures

• Your experience level w casual sex esp if you have past RAOBJ history

• Anything else I should know about you

• the pictures really need to be SFW and if they have dick then you are my enemy

Messages without all this info will be ignored. I’ll get back to you faster if you can break things down in a list.

Just an FYI I chat exclusively via Signal after initial Reddit messages. I don’t have any social media right now

Thanks for reading! Not to be that guy but you made it here, include the last post/tweet/TikTok/whatever that made you laugh, and then I’ll know you made it down here, and I’ll also maybe laugh too!

For the New Yorkers who follow my account: I don’t know when I’m going back and I’m truly all set on partners so really there’s no need to message me