Hello!

Today we're going to talk about things that make a successful post on here, with real life examples in the comments! We've talked about good messages previously, but now we're going to discuss making your own post for people to message you!

1 | Make sure your post title is correctly formatted with an enticing headline.

Seriously, some people struggle with that one HARD. It ends up getting your post removed and then you have to wait another week, unless a mod is feeling generous.

Good examples:

• 25 [M4F] #DragonCon - looking for cosplay cutie to play with!

• 32 [F4M] #JerseyCity - come play with me Daddy ;)

• 45 [M4F] #SiouxFalls - looking to teach a lady how to give better head

All of the above have enticing titles. They briefly explain what they're looking for. They have the age and genders correctly listed.

Bad examples:

• [M4F] #Bronx looking for a slut to drain my balls

Most ladies don't like being talking to like that. This isn't a porno. Plus there's no age listed.

• 22 [M4F] #florida hmu if you want to choke on 8 inch dick

It's pretty low effort. First, florida is way too large of a location. Second, it's just too aggressive. This is /r/RandomActsOfBlowjob, not /r/RandomActsOfDeepthroatChokingGaggingOral.

• 47 [M4F] #losangeles Daddy in #SanFran looking for virgin to deflower

I think we can all agree why this one is creepy... Furthermore, it's got two locations listed. Pick one and stick with it. You can make another post the following week if you want to change locations.

2 | Include your height / weight in your post. Now I'm not saying you need to list the exact number of pounds you are. However, let's be real... she's going to see you if you meet up. Trying to hide that you're 5'6" doesn't work in person. You need to own what you have and make it work.

Good descriptions:

• 5'9", bigger guy. I have a hairy chest to run your fingers through, but keep myself trimmed down below.

• Just a bit under 6 foot, lean runners body with abs for you to lick ;)

• 190lbs, tall guy. I'm a bit pudgy, but that just makes for soft cuddles after. :)

• I'm on the shorter side, but my dick definitely isn't. ;) I work out regularly, so I'm pretty fit.

Please don't just mention your cock size. And dear God, you should probably stop mentioning inches. Inches mean nothing. None of you know how to measure anyways.

It would be even better if you included a picture of yourself in your post via imgur link. Make sure the pictures have your username visible on a sticky note or similar (or you are a verified submitter). If you're going to post a dick pic, make sure it is properly labelled as such. I personally recommend a photo of you standing somewhere with your face blurred out, along with a photo of you shirtless in boxers with a visible bulge.

3 | Include enough information about you to be interesting, but don't write a novel.

Consider the following questions.

Do you want just a blowjob? Is sex on the table? Mutual oral? Mutual masturbation? Do you want blow and go? Is she spending the night? What kind of encounter are you looking for? Be honest but reasonable.

I've spoken before about how this is a sex subreddit for real life... This isn't 50 Shades of Grey. Most women are going to ignore a post from a late 40s "Dominant" who wants to choke a 19 year old out with his cock and then cum all over her face.

Still, there's different styles out there and there is a way to respectfully indicate you're into the rougher side of things!

Good examples:

• I'm the gentle type. I'd love to run my hands through your hair and tell you how great it feels while you go to town on my cock. Reciprocation provided before or after. ;)

• I'll be as rough as you're comfortable with. If you want me to grab a handful of your hair and guide you up and down, I will. If you want me to lay back and let you direct the show, then I'm your guy. No pressure either way.

Bad examples:

• I want to force your whore mouth all the way down on my cock until you're gagging and drooling.

• I'm going to fuck your face as hard as I'll fuck your cunt. You're going to be a dirty used slut by the time I'm done with you.

Now, to be clear, you're more than welcome to post the two above bad examples. I'm just letting you know that not very many women are going to respond to you. If that's what you want, I'm not here to judge.

More importantly... say a little about you as a person! I personally have a soft spot for cute animals, so guys that mention that get an automatic plus from me. Other girls might be into gym rats, goofy gamers, etc. Let your personality shine through! Don't be just another random dude with a dick.

4 | Be respectful.

You do not have to be the hottest guy in the world to get a blowjob here. I've had a blast with chubby guys on the smaller side, just as much as ultra-fit jocks with giant dicks. Your personality (and respectful attitude) will get you the farthest.

This is not SLUTS-R-US. Most of the ladies who post here are normal women with normal friends and careers and living situations. They are looking for some fun on the side, maybe some adventure, the thrill of the danger of meeting someone online for sex.

Please don't bring your misogyny fetish to your post. Some women are into that, but I'm telling you again, most women are not. If you post about how you want a stupid cunt to come over and drink your cum like a good little whore, please don't be surprised when nobody answers your post. For kinky stuff like that, I suggest /r/bdsmpersonals or FetLife.

Additionally, there's nothing more cringe-y than the guys who post here all the time, each post getting whinier and whinier about how "women don't ever respond" and "I don't know why I even post here" and "it's not like it'll ever happen, I'm still all alone". Gag me. Have some self respect, my dude.

The ladies want a confident, respectful man, not an angry, whinging manchild.

In the comments, I am going to post some examples of GOOD versus BAD posts. Please review them and adopt your strategy accordingly.

Again, this is not the Bible of how to hook up. This is a general strategy for how to make better posts, based off of my experience (and discussion in the Discord server with a mixture of all genders).

I hope this helps you! (And I hope it cuts down a bit on the terrible posts we see around here that are never going to get a response from a woman.)