Hate to be upvote baiting, but it seems guys downvote other guy posts to get better transparency for theirs, so gonna just make a quick request - if ya feel for me, gimme an upvote.
About me: I'm somewhat attractive, got a hell of a deep voice (my ex used to love it). After a glorious 1.5 year relationship where I thought I met the girl of my dreams....in 2 weeks she turned from a selfless soul to an absolutely self centred immature teenager--then she broke up with me.
I'm still shocked, still confused.
Alright, now that that pity story is out of the way, why should you, you absolutely kinky redditor goddess of fellatio get in touch with me to see if you'd like to suck this guy's dick?
A) Before we see if we're willing to do this, gonna look to see if there's chemistry. I'm easygoing and like to make people laugh. So if we click on that front first, then we can move to business.
B) I never got to explore my dominant side with getting blowjobs. If you're willing to be with someone who wants to experiment with pushing your throat down on his dick, then hit this guy up.
C) I'm equal opportunities. I don't care what you look like, where your from, or how old you are. I just care you're a woman, you like to suck dick, and to see if we get along. If we don't, then uh, well, I wouldn't be comfortable with any sexual stuff, and I'd doubt you would be too.
D) I'll be able to give you the answer of your dreams - who would win in a fight? A robotic snail armed with a time travel device that makes it move at 1000x the speed and a nuclear powered laser, or a lizard that suddenly woke up with the gift and curse of consciousness and empathy.
I'm DDF. Mixed race and got an afro, if that helps. Not sure why, might not. Who knows.
I'd be looking for something this Sunday if that works for you.
Ciao x
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