'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
My little creature was stirring, but nowhere a mouth;
I was quite hung, dangling free in the air,
In hopes the a lady soon would be there;
We could be nestled all snug in a bed;
But visions of redditors just danced in my head;
If you've a nice booty, I'll give it a slap,
Just suck out my brains so I don't have to fap;
When she touched my member it began to get fatter,
I sprang from my pants and she needed a ladder.
Away from the windows, she flew to the flesh,
She made me shudder, her technique so fresh.
Soon on her breasts, I needed to blow,
Give a lustre so jizzy to objects below,
What to my wondering eyes did appear,
But two natural breasts without any fear,
With a little head motion so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment she must love my dick.
More rapid than eagles and coursers I came,
And I whistled and shouted and called out her name.
"Now Ugh, yeah. (Unitelligible grunt), (redditors's name) you Vixen!
I'm Coming. No okcupid could score me this lixen!"
I'll grab a towel, it went to the top of the wall!
Now dash away! Dash away! Dash-- Actually, no you don't have to dash away. We can cuddle or do whatever...
“Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night.”
(This was from one of my old posts a few years back that I was chuckling about recently. I should obviously have thought to repost it yesterday, rather than on Christmas proper. But hopefully it's close enough to still be seasonally (in-)appropriate.)
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