Hello ladies,
First of all I want to tell you that there is no one who respects women more than I do. Ok? That I can tell you.
Today you have an opportunity to work with me to help make BJs great again. Ok? I have the best team working on this. We got all the best people, but we are going to start with my dick first, ok? Not these whiny losers posting above me or these low IQ chumps posting below me. My dick is the biggest and the best and the smartest dick there is. You’ll love it. Believe me.
If you don’t hear back from me it’s because the crowd of women interested was so big. The biggest in the history of the world. Ok? It’s incredible. It really is.
If you are chosen, I am fully and totally committed to producing enough semen to build a wall with, stretching from one end of the hotel room to the other. My balls are incredible. They can do anything... right Jared?
And remember, it’s ok to kneel for BJs, but never EVER during the national anthem at a football game. Got it?
There’s a little something extra in it for you too if you’re Russian.
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