Hello beautiful people of raobj! I’ve been the fortunate recipient of two raobj from responding to posts on this wonderful subreddit, but posting today on a throwaway account because of privacy and wanted to try something a little different...

I’m an attractive, fit, attached, no drama, successful, and charming tall man with a strong carnal appetite. References available upon request. I always loved “choose your own adventure” books growing up, so I thought I might give you the opportunity to fulfill your own adventure with some options below.

Please send me some orange envelopes telling me a little about you, your desired adventure, why you'd be a good partner-in-crime, and a messenger of choice to verify our respective non-criminal identities and work out the details.

Adventure 1 – You will arrive in a cocktail dress fashionably late at a Luxury Hotel. A key card at the front desk will be left for you under the name: Ms. Dastardly. I will be a handsomely dressed man enjoying a MacAllen 60, neat, and blending in at the hotel bar with my eye on you. You will proceed to our room where a bottle of champagne sits on ice with some strawberries and body chocolate waiting for you. You may enjoy both while you sit facing the door waiting for me. I will enter at my leisure, enjoy a glass of champagne with you before stripping out of my suit for you and then let you do the same. Body chocolate will then be drizzled strategically over each other and licked off seductively, followed by an incredibly hot makeout session, and culminating with your red adorned lips stretched tightly wide around my dastardly cock.

Adventure 2 – You will arrive in next to no clothes at a cheap motel to a room number I’ve just texted you. As soon as you open the door I attack you, ripping off your slutty wardrobe, throwing you down on the bed, and fuck your depraved face until you’re choking, tears streaming down, and you’re drooling/gagging all over my cock until I've finished using you and pull out to shower your face and tits with my cum. I don’t say a word more, take your panties, leave the room, and we never talk again.

Adventure 3 – Choose your own adventure and pitch me on it!

I look forward to meeting you, sharing some bodily fluids, and a fun memory soon. Until then...

Truly yours,

Dr. Dastardly