So I'm turning 40 in a couple of weeks, and what better way to celebrate than with a birthday mouthhug from one (or several!) of my lovely fellow redditors! Me: white, 5'10", with the sort of body you'd expect after four decades of clean livin'. You: cute, enthusiastic, and (preferably) orally fixated. No experience necessary, willing to train the right candidate. Pics appreciated, but not necessary. I look forward to wading through the countless DMs I will no doubt be receiving in the coming days, because honestly, what lovely lass could possibly resist bringing such joy to a man celebrating his fourth decade on this planet? Right? Right.
Edit: Dammit.The title, for those of you who missed it, is meant to read "Birthday", not "Bitthday". sigh
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