As a straight white male, the next four years are going to be especially hard for me. With all the cute immigrant girls deported, and the Muslim girls being rounded up in camps, it's going to be hard to meet people. And once Pence overturns Roe v Wade and outlaws birth control, anybody I do meet is going to be extra nervous about sleeping with me. Especially since after health care gets rolled back to the 'good old days,' and Planned Parenthood workers are burned like witches, nobody can get easy STD tests.
So in light of all this, my policy agenda is to have a stranger from the Internet suck my cock sometime before inauguration day. I want to cry out your name while you go to town on me and I admire your unique and valuable skills that you bring to the table. (I may just cry instead of crying out your name. I've been on the edge of crying since Tuesday night.) I want you to make me collapse into an exhausted, trembling puddle. (I am going to collapse into an exhausted, trembling puddle regardless of whether anybody gives me a blowjob.) I want you to do things to me that would make one of those super right wing Family Values types shocked and dismayed at us in hedonistic Los Angeles. (You can probably cover that one just by not being super racist.)
So what say you, Nasty Women of reddit? We may not have shattered the glass ceiling this week, but you can get a dick hard enough to shatter the back of your throat! Let's make RAOBJ Great Again! I said "I'm with Her," now let me say "I'm in her mouth." We may not have won the House of Representatives or Senate, but we can still have a congress of a sorts if we put our minds and other body parts to it.
Mid City, near The Tarpits and The Grove. Uncircumcised. Voted for Obama, and still have Hope.
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