Good morning ladies and gents of Ireland.

I'm looking for someone who'll help me to help you. I'm a normal guy, normal looking, normal acting, well spoken with good table manners. I've been in a couple of long-term relationships, but now I'm on my own and delighted with it. I've been able to do all the things I want to do for myself - get fit, get active, and make friends. I have a job I love, a nice apartment, a car, and enough money and free time to do things I like. No kids, no ties (well, I have one - goes nicely with a blue shirt...), no girlfriend waiting in the closet to cut off your nuts.

All that's missing is some downstairs action. I don't need a relationship, but I do enjoy some intimacy with another human from time to time. So I'm hoping to find someone who's looking for a little spark and some mutual enjoyment.

Like I said, I'm going through a phase of trying out new experiences, and I've always been somewhat bi-curious, so I'll consider any offers. Giving or receiving a blow-job from male or female, servicing a couple, whatever you need. My main enjoyment would come from helping someone else to feel satisfied and fulfilled. Everyone is welcome - skinny, chubby, short or tall. I'm more attracted to your brain (and, I guess, in the circumstances, your mouth...) than to what's going on outside.

I'm in Dublin, but if you ask nicely I can travel. I'll host if you like, but we'll be meeting up in public first. Ok?

So, if that sounds like something you'd be up for, just give me a shout. My rules: 1. Don't ask me for a picture of my dick, and don't send me one of yours before we've established that I want to see it. 2. Coffee in a public place first, sex second. I'm hoping to connect with you and pleasure you, not rape you (or be raped). 3. Be nice. I'm a nice person and I like other nice people. There's no need to be sexist, racist, misogynistic, homophobic, or anything else-ist. It won't impress me.

So. If you'd like me to help us both have a good time, give me a shout. I look forward to chatting to you and having a bit of fun.