I finally moved out of my old apartment into into someplace much nicer. Now I just need to break it in and I think you can help me with that.

I am looking for somebody enthusiastic who enjoys sucking dick that can give me a fond memory of the first blowjob in my new apartment to look back on. Naturally, I can host. I'm imagining that we meet for drinks somewhere near by. (There are a ton of places I need to check out near here.) When the mood strikes us, we smile and giggle slightly awkwardly and realize we should head back to my place. I'll probably try to make out with you a little in the building's elevator. Maybe I'll finally meet one of my new neighbors. Then I can give you the quick tour of my new place. I don't have final furniture yet, so maybe you can offer some decorating suggestions. (The tour probably won't take very long, it's not huge.) I will probably try to grab your ass in every room out of a sense of frisky thoroughness. Once you decide you can't keep your hands off of me, you can undo my pants and pull out my cock. (That may take a moment, it's not small.) You can see if you can take the whole thing, and it'll be a warm little party in your mouth. Then you can offer some more 'decorating' suggestions about whether I should paint an abstract on your chest or finish with something more minimalist down your throat.

I am an accomplished muff diver so if you are interested in reciprocation, it is very enthusiastically on the table.

Incidentally, today is also my birthday. I know there are more than 365 people on this sub so statistically every day is some hopeful random actor's birthday. But still, it has me in a particularly celebratory mood which is why I decided to post. We can share pics and chat before meeting up. Meetup will definitely be somewhere in public first.

I can't wait to hear from you.