If you are in Washington State

Between 18 and 40-ish

Have a face AND dick picture

Aren't morbidly obese (I actually like bigger men)

Are available between 5pm and 11pm or so

Like to smoke weed

Don't reek of cigarettes

Don't have STDs

And you want a blowjob or two or three

I am 25 single and happy. I'm about 5'5' with a medium body (you can't see my ribs but I can fit in a rowboat) 34C and size 6 panties.

I live with my parents and I'm not sure I want to do anything in a car, so I'm open to ideas of how to make it happen.

I don't necessarily want to have sex but I don't want to say it is not a option either. But dont even suggest anal I'll just ignore you.

If your dick is bigger than normal and you brag about it then I'm probably not interested. I do like thick dicks just not super long ones. I don't like to gag. I'm really not a size girl though because my ex had a very small dick and that didn't bother me at all as long as you can cum. If you can cum a few times thats even better.

My ultimate fantasy is to find a guy who isn't scrawny with a short but thick dick who I can suck for an hour or two and will keep cumming for me.

My worst nightmare is to meet with someone who tries to choke me with a long dick cums fast and then is done.

Anyway if you don't know where Orting is then don't waste my time. I can travel about 100 miles if you have a place. I might do Portland but you really need to convince me. Having some weed around could help with that.

Also just to see who is actually paying attention to what I say DON'T post 'pmd you' because I'll just block you. If you pm I promise I will read it. If you catch my attention I'll write your name down on my fancy notepad and I'll get to you. I promise.

Next thing, don't send me a face or dick pic until I ask you. That's how I know you are reading my post. I hope to meet someone soon. I'll be on this username a lot so message me when ever you want and I'll get back to you.

Slut warning: I AM interested in two guys if that gets anyone's attention and I am willing to bend a LOT of my rules to make that happen but only if both can cum twice or more

NEXT MORNING EDIT: Thank you everyone for your messages. I've got things to do today, but I'm very very interested in a couple of you (especially when there is a couple of you in one spot) and even some of you by yourselves. Thanks especially to the guys who waited until I asked for a picture.

Because there are SO MANY responses, please send me one message formatted like this:

Highlights from our conversations (if you made me laugh, remind me how)

Your location

Your availability THIS weekend (what are you doing tomorrow evening/night?)

Your typical work week availability and weekend availability

If you are solo or have a friend

If you regularly cum more than once

Anything else you think would hook me. If you can write, then a story of how you see our second meeting going. If you want to send pictures, this is an appropriate time.

I have had some angry responses I didn't send a picture. Sorry, but basically I'm not sending it out to strangers. However the ones who respond to this edit and make it through the process will be getting a verification picture tonight along with my phone number. At that point, they have put in the effort to earn it.