I'll admit it, I think "have your cake and eat it too" is easily the dumbest phrase I've ever heard. If it's my fucking cake, of course I'm going to fucking eat it. What else would I do, just stare at it?
I'm actually not a big fan of cake, but I'm writing here hoping to find someone that's a big fan of........ well, I think you know where I'm going with this, no need to use profanity. We need to keep things PG here, the place where complete strangers ask other strangers to meet up and put strange parts in their mouths. So I'm asking you, kind female redditor, to meet up and put my cake in your mouth, and yes, you can eat it too. As a matter of fact, I would be ecstatic if you would eat it, not the entire thing of course, but the finish, I guess it would be the dessert on top of the dessert. I have heard I taste pretty sweet, but I will need you to confirm that. I'm open to honest feedback.
I'm in the SFV area and I can host, we can get a hotel, we can even do it high school style in the back seat of the car.
My stats because we all know that's what everyone cares about here: •41 •5'8 •145 slim build •5.3 inch cake •single frenum piercing •DDF •sober •hygenic
On a side note, if anyone can tell me wtf that phrase is actually supposed to mean, I'd appreciate it. I'd appreciate a blowjob much more though.
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