Ok, that's a lie, I would really like to be able to "toot my own horn", but unfortunately that's not possible anatomically. However, luckily there is a pretty simple solutionto that problem, you!
I'm hopeful that I can find a girl that loves giving blowjobs, or even just likes it, or tolerates it, or downright hates it but does it anyway to see the satisfaction on a man's face. I can promise that I will show that satisfaction, and it would be greatly appreciated and reciprocated if needed.
I think even if I were able to self-fellate, I would still prefer the company and experience of a woman, probably has something to do with evolution and all that junk, so, let's not deny evolution. Please reach out if you are interested.
I'm able to host, or I can travel if you prefer. I live alone in the SFV/Noho area.
On the side note, it's been a fair amount of time since I have had a blowjob, so this might be a rather quick experience, I'll try and hold it as long as possible if you prefer, though, otherwise, we could probably be done and you'd be home in time for your favorite sitcom.
Physical description since that's all anyone here really cares about: 5'8 144 lbs Blonde hair Blue eyes Beard Super average cock size -5.5 ish Very hygenic, very respectful, ddf, sober.
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