Long ago, when I was younger and dumber, I used to love going on dates to the museum of natural history. There’s always something to talk about and, even if the date doesn’t go well, you got to see some dinosaur bones.
I had one particularly memorable date with a girl who apparently found all the fossils stimulating and so we couldn’t stop making out. Hall of African Mammals, beneath the blue whale, right in the line of sight of the South American peoples…. Everywhere. It was fun but a little embarrassing trying to hide straining erection as tour groups went by.
We always talked about actually sneaking off into a bathroom together but it never came to be and then life got in the way :(.
Sad story: I recently discovered that girl died a few months ago and I’ve spent recent downtime thinking about our relationship. It was Brief but intense.
Anyway, the plan is to meet up at the museum, see some exhibits, walk around a bit and sneak off into a handicapped stall. The girl could give absolutely legendary head so you’ll have your work cut out for you.
Maybe, if we do this, I’ll finally stop being haunted by the ghosts of girlfriends past….
I’m 5’11 and in good shape for my age. Somewhere between dadbod and fit.
Drop me a note if frisky and creative.
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